600 Meters of Dutch Boys
Ugly as Sin (and twice as popular)
The Captain's Panties
Personal Dust Bowl
Puttin' in Time (and gettin' back gumballs)
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
First the Beer, then the Wine, then the Bourbon (and then the Bitter Tears)
You swore that your change wouldn't jingle
in your pocket from walking away.
But you first played that song seven years ago,
and I'm still dancing to it today.
You taught me to drink wine like beer.
You made me see red wine in bourbon
and Mardi Gras in the Jewish New Year.
with each other, right from the start.
Then like Carry Amelia Nation,
you smashed the saloon of my heart.
in your pocket from walking away.
But you first played that song seven years ago,
and I'm still dancing to it today.
I pour out a glassYou taught me to drink beer like water.
for the good times
that haven't come near me
for years:
first the beer, then the wine,
then the bourbon--
and then, the bitter tears.
You taught me to drink wine like beer.
You made me see red wine in bourbon
and Mardi Gras in the Jewish New Year.
I pour out a glassWe were famed for our inebriation
for the good times
that haven't come near me
for years:
first the beer, then the wine,
then the bourbon--
and then, the bitter tears.
with each other, right from the start.
Then like Carry Amelia Nation,
you smashed the saloon of my heart.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Title Warehouse #5
Stuck in a Rut Called You
I'll Tell You What I'm Thinkin' ('cause I'm Drunk)
Finish Your Platitudes (there are children in China with no common sense)
Congratulations on Your Magical Pants!
I'll Tell You What I'm Thinkin' ('cause I'm Drunk)
Finish Your Platitudes (there are children in China with no common sense)
Congratulations on Your Magical Pants!
Friday, August 05, 2005
Why Won't You Stay?
I said that you were sweet like sugar.
You smiled and so I figured
I had gotten something right.
But I got hungry in the night
and tried to scoop up
a cup,
so we had to have a little fight.
like the wooly underwear
our grandparents used to wear.
But I got cold in the night
and tried to unsnap
your flap,
so we had to have a little fight.
someone firmly took in hand
and jammed into my ear.
You said, "babe, you're too precise
and too uptight
tonight,"
and then we fooled around all night.
You smiled and so I figured
I had gotten something right.
But I got hungry in the night
and tried to scoop up
a cup,
so we had to have a little fight.
Why won't you stay where I put you?I said that you were soft and warm,
You're always doing something
that I didn't think you could.
Why won't you stay where I put you?
Why won't you stay understood?
like the wooly underwear
our grandparents used to wear.
But I got cold in the night
and tried to unsnap
your flap,
so we had to have a little fight.
Why won't you stay where I put you?I said that you were cold as an icepick
You're always doing something
that I didn't think you could.
Why won't you stay where I put you?
Why won't you stay understood?
someone firmly took in hand
and jammed into my ear.
You said, "babe, you're too precise
and too uptight
tonight,"
and then we fooled around all night.
Why won't you stay where I put you?
You're always doing something
that I didn't think you could.
Why won't you stay where I put you?
Why won't you stay understood?
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Fun is for the Young
You can hold 'em back.
Fuss and fight.
Preach and teach.
Make 'em stand up right.
Lock 'em in their rooms.
Fill 'em with your fears.
Make 'em like you.
Make 'em dread each year.
Growl and spit.
Wash out their mouths
if they say "tit".
Call up the priest
to cast out their will.
If all else fails,
put 'em on pills.
Fuss and fight.
Preach and teach.
Make 'em stand up right.
Lock 'em in their rooms.
Fill 'em with your fears.
Make 'em like you.
Make 'em dread each year.
Give your children condoms.You can press 'em down.
Let your children play.
Hand buzzer gags and porno mags.
Bicycles and bondage games.
I have seen the grownup world.
The grownup world is dumb.
Fun.
Fun is for the young.
Growl and spit.
Wash out their mouths
if they say "tit".
Call up the priest
to cast out their will.
If all else fails,
put 'em on pills.
Give your children condoms.
Let your children play.
Hand buzzer gags and porno mags.
Bicycles and bondage games.
I have seen the grownup world.
The grownup world is dumb.
Fun.
Fun is for the young.
The choice is yours
until the choice is theirs
so take their choice away.
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em.
Berate 'em and beat 'em.
Berate 'em and beat 'em.
Berate 'em berate 'em berate 'em berate 'em
or just
give your children condoms.
Let your children play.
Hand buzzer gags and porno mags.
Bicycles and bondage games.
I have seen the grownup world.
The grownup world is dumb.
Fun.
Fun is for the young.
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