The Stuff I Like

I like angry hippies.
Free of grease.
Gunnin' for peace.
I like
organized religion,
apocalyptic vision,
orgasmic frisson.

Smokin' in my Prius
Dancin' in my leather chaps.
Eatin' soy cheeses.
Praisin' Jesus.
Finding a job
and giving a hand.

I like happy Christian conservatives,
secure in tradition,
a cancer in remission.
I like
confident whitey,
keepin' yards tidy,
no need to act mighty.

Smokin' in my Prius
Dancin' in my leather chaps.
Eatin' soy cheeses.
Praisin' Jesus.
Finding a job
and giving a hand.

I like the Nation of Islam
Bluegrass Jam.
Hey, y'all, goddamn.
I love
bomb-throwing peaceniks,
inclusive rednecks,
sharing their safe sex.

Smokin' in my Prius
Dancin' in my leather chaps.
Eatin' soy cheeses.
Praisin' Jesus.
Finding a job
and giving a hand.

A shaven Chewbacca
chewing tobacco.
Pavin' to Mecca,
drinkin' prosecco,
datin' Rebeccah.
He's our court jester.

Recorded in one take.