Bein' the Man Blues

If you weren't being such a child,
I wouldn't have to be The Man.
If you weren't being such a child,
I wouldn't have to be The Man.
I'm gonna come down hard upon you,
which was never in my plans.

The Man, he wears a uniform
or he's my Teacher or my Pa.
The Man, he wears a uniform
or he's my teacher or my Pa.
So I never thought I'd be him.
I never thought it'd go so far.

I don't care that you misbehaved.
I don't care that you lifted, lied or ran.
I don't care that you misbehaved.
I don't care that you lifted, lied or ran.
But I'm mad because you made me,
you made me have to be The Man.

If you weren't being such a child,
I wouldn't have to be The Man.
If you weren't being such a child,
I wouldn't have to be The Man.
I'm gonna come down hard upon you,
which was never in my plans.