It's Boston's Fault

The people of Boston are so liberal.
I wanna fuck that boy.

So open-minded and so liberal.
I wanna fuck that boy.

The people of Boston are so liberal.
Makes me wanna fuck that boy.

So screwed up and so liberal.
I wanna fuck that boy.

And I've never even been to Boston.
I wouldn't know the way.
But somethin' 'bout those people in Boston
seems to be turnin' me gay.

I wanna fuck that boy.


A little trip into the mind of Rick Santorum.

Here's a draft of the song.