Ass First

If I'd been born in a church,
Id've been a believer.
(Believer.)
If I'd been born in an office,
I'dve been a deceiver.
(Deceiver.)
And if my momma'd felt her belly distend
in the middle of a football field,
then by the sound of cheers
and whistles and flags,
I'd be condemned to be a tight-end.
(or a wide receiver?)

But
I came into this world ass first
I came into this world ass first
I came into this world ass first
and I intend to leave it
the same way.